Lenten Pledge

I consider myself Catholic. On this Good Friday, I realize that my Lenten pledge to add actions to better myself have failed miserably.

I said I would take my vitamins each day and exercise each day. If by "take my vitamins" I meant that I would eat dessert each day, I succeeded. If by "exercise each day" I meant I'd sit like a lump on my couch each day, I succeeded there, too.

Now, I've got Lenten guilt.