Carnage!
Imagine waking up one morning to this scenario:
I walk into the kitchen and find a package of steak I JUST bought on the floor under the sink. I see another container of cooked ground beef open and sitting on the counter. The mail was strewn about on the floor. Some trash was pooled in a corner.
At first, I thought a tornado blew through the kitchen. I was going to throw everything away. Then, I thought better of it. I left it so the beau could wake up to find the bizarre mess he made.
BTW, guess what I had for dinner last night? Floor steak. I'm still alive...
I walk into the kitchen and find a package of steak I JUST bought on the floor under the sink. I see another container of cooked ground beef open and sitting on the counter. The mail was strewn about on the floor. Some trash was pooled in a corner.
At first, I thought a tornado blew through the kitchen. I was going to throw everything away. Then, I thought better of it. I left it so the beau could wake up to find the bizarre mess he made.
BTW, guess what I had for dinner last night? Floor steak. I'm still alive...
posted by Cee in SF at 5:14 PM
2 Comments:
Bad beau. Floor steak?! hmmmm think I'll give that one a miss! xx
I felt really stupid eating it, you know, taking my life into my hands and all, but it was some damn good steak.
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